I’m so tired of Tatooine and Boba Fett’s Big Bad Book of Whatever did nothing for me but I know I’ll be watching this first chance I get and will be waiting with eager anticipation until then, gawd dammit! 

If that’s true, I’m leading the most boring life possible. I’m commenting on Gizmodo. This is one of my happiest recollections? If that’s the case, I’m as good as dead already.

I want to see some footage of rehearsals for the dancing in the opening credits where Alan Tudyk filled in for Cena (as reported elsewhere). Tudyk’s wife, Charissa Brown, was the choreographer for the scene and Tudyk filled in for Cena because he wasn’t available for a few days.

At some point, I think it’s important when supporters get unruly that we feel a responsibility to have them be civil and not allow for cyberbullying in one’s name.

Actually read the story man. He’s arguing the city has bigger fish to fry. They need to focus on education to attract younger families. They have to worry about the expansion of infrastructure before adding a ton of people.

that whole plane scene is ridiculous, even Spider-man couldn’t do that stuff.

Uh, middle fingers to the post author?

I had a sex toy that did the same thing.

Roland Emmerich finding out about this, two weeks before his “Something crazy is happening on the moon” disaster movie comes out:

“New York’s hottest secret couple is Hadrick. It’s got everything: a man impersonating a tauntaun...”

Don’t come crying to me when giant tardigrades start attacking cities

That’s because this isn’t a movie. It’s a leaked orientation video.

Cara Gee for season MVP!

This looks absolutely horrendous, and only an idiot who likes simplistic bullshit plots that are over the top would pay money to watch this heaping ball of garbage.

A more authentic Apple commercial, based upon my experiences using Siri:

damn she knows it and i love her calling it out.

Live shamed. Die empty.

I think the reason so many of us aren’t really talking about climate change is because we’re fucking tired and hopeless. We’ve reached the point the characters reach in the final act - we’ve talked, we’ve advocated, we’ve “raised awareness,” we’ve supported politicians we thought would do something, and we’ve realized…

I doubt the administration can really do much about the tax consequences without an act from Congress and, given that, I think it’s a no go with respect to fixing that because I’d bet Manchin (and probably Sinema) would not be on board with comprehensive debt forgiveness legislation (college grads which just use it…

Good. Ethan Couch got probation for killing four people while under the influence, because the jury was convinced he was simply too wealthy to understand consequences.