“Like Castaway, but Tom Hanks builds Wilson this time. And get this, Wilson is a robot!”

“Like if he didn’t do anything, this is just next level scum behaviour unless there was something really wild as in her somehow forcing her to a bloodpact to never reveal where she left to.”

Lawrence Tribe has been pitching the idea of having the DOJ prosecute anyone filing suit under the Texas law. Federal law would allow this, believe it or not, because of the provision that makes it a crime to deprive someone else of their constitutional rights:

It’s pretty easy for you to judge and dismiss things from where you’re positioned in this parasocial relationship. While certainly not as damaging as an addiction to cocaine, parasocial relationships and sitting so far stop a high horse in judgment of complete strangers are unhealthy and, in their own way, addictive…

Wallace’s “drilling holes into the tanks of sodium cyanide, hydrochloric acid, yellow chromate, ferrous chloride, and sulfuric acid risked a potential environmental disaster,”

The new host doesn’t have to be perfect right off the bat. It’s a tough job, you just need the talent to grow into it.

Can we just hire Levar Burton and get it over with?

Not unnecessary, they retained a customer they would have otherwise likely lost. That is 100% worth it when they will probably lose nothing in this transaction and re-gain public trust.

Good test for the Spark Plug though

A rich asshole clock is still right twice a day.
Scarjo is owed money along with everyone else who was depending on those box office sales.
She’s just the loudest voice, but this doesn’t start or end with her. 

There are no condoms being provided this year.

This means that in 15 years we are going to have a new generation of super Olympians that were conceived this month.

If I weren’t married, I too would selflessly volunteer to help these three gentlemen test the beds. Or the floor.

Most BMW’s are limited to 155mph just like most Audis and Mercedes.

Religion is seriously a poison on humanity.

God can take the wheel, so long as the state has her keys.

I’m really confused. Why are Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani America’s Worst Couple? I haven’t heard rumors of abuse, or even cheating. They seem to like each other. I’m not up on celebrity gossip, but I haven’t heard they have stiffed any charities or made racist remarks or done anything illegal. They met after they…

I agree about dress codes loosely but also acknowledge that if I go into a place of worship (even as a None who is a total heathen), I do respect the dress code out of respect for the place. That does not mean I go to religious places a lot.  But if a friend is getting married in a Muslim ceremony and everyone will be…

A prosecutor makes a basically secret, informal agreement with a powerful man to help the powerful man in a civil trial regarding the same conduct, and that secret, informal agreement then forms the basis for overturning a jury verdict finding him guilty.

He is. And fuck Cosby. However, predominantly fuck the prosecutor that created this constitutional issue.

There’s two places for anger to go here: Bill Cosby, obviously, because of his sexual assault, and the DA who lied and said he wasn’t going to bring a suit against him. This is not the PA Supreme Court’s fault. No matter how obviously guilty someone is, you can’t set a precedent that it’s ok to revoke someone’s fifth…