This is a comedy bit right? Right? [too lazy to google this]

..while jumping out of a moving car to Instagram myself ...

Exactly - I’d get the M2 Competition ($60k) as my DD, and an X3 ($43k) for family outings.

http://theconversation.com/why-you-may-never-eat-raw-oysters-again-96456

Tom, beside the carbon bits, will there be any significant changes to the performance of the car (engine, etc) from 2018?

Sees pic in story: “yeah, I’m getting a Big Mac today.”

Well, he did want his S.Ct nominee to look like central casting, so I imagine he feels the same of son in laws... or maybe he sees himself in Tom Brady? eww...

I’m sorry ... what? Why?

I’m sure FancyKristen can scrounge up some change underneath her couch for this (though it lacks open pore walnut veneer, so maybe not)

In theory, Cohen could be disbarred and/ or sued for malpractice, but since he’s already facing criminal indictments, I doubt he cares much about keeping his license .. and he’s not about to go down alone ..

Donald Trump basically is channeling Evel Knievel, and America is the motorcycle he’s crashing ...

Yep - now Trump has all he needs to rip Putin a new one ...

Has anyone had issues with ApplePay after upgrading to IOS 11.4? I wasn’t able to get it to work earlier today.

“Industrial Grade Hope” — this describes pretty much every Canadian I know out there — here in the States we get a scrip for Xanax or medical weed...

To be fair (and I don’t say this a lot about Comcast - especially since they’re the only ISP in my ‘hood), when I upgraded my 3 year-old modem to a DOCSIS 3.1 compliant one, my speed exceeds the listed specs for the package I purchased (250 mbps download; actual download is 280=290 mbps). I did feel like I was backed…

Ok - I must be behind on my Jezebel news — what’s with all the staff departures? How else am I going to get may daily dosage of outrage, laughter, and sadness at the same time?? Wishing you the best on your next endeavour!

The sort of headlines I never thought in my life I’d be seeing in a publication.. yet here we are.

Hooray! I can finally the belle of the ball!

This is what complacency looks like  ... we’re paying the price for decades to come...