Has he ever, though?

“Aggressively stupid and so fucking pleased with himself” is the hallmark of white male privilege ...

Thank you Toyota for reminding the world that luxury isn’t measured by how many buttons you can cram into a dash or a touchscreen UI.

...or get the 135i — it has the same engine as the m235i (N55), and BMW offers a BMW’s Power Performance Kit that bumps the stock engine performance to 320 hp and 317 lb-feet torque...

I say “still” because the 2 Series is getting old. Born as the replacement for the 1 Series coupe, it’s been on the market since 2014, and in that time your Jalopnik staff has done every conceivable thing in it, from track days to road trips. It lacks some of the tech and polish you find in newer BMWs, like the…

My first reaction when reading this is that perhaps Melania went to visit the center despite of #45's objection, and the statement is meant for him --- or am I being too generous to read that?

I’m amazed this wasn’t Florida. Although if it is, her head would likely be stuck in a gator.

Given our state of the world today, wealth provides you with options to relocate someplace else (or buy an underground bunker) until the whole thing blows over. Keeping my family safe and secure for the foreseeable future is my primary goal these days, and you really can’t do that well without cold hard cash.

WHAT??? HE TOLD ME EVERYTHING IS FINE! I don’t have alcohol money anymore...

sort of like a perverted ouroboros...

Cadillac Ratsnake doesn’t roll of your tongue like Mustang Cobra

Imma just have to leave this here for now and .... unplug

...and this is why all CUVs should have a proper roof, Doug!

Problem is, how will this go down? If he is indicted, and the court issues an arrest warrant, who can enforce it? The Supreme Court faced a similar quandary when it held that President Nixon can’t claim executive privilege and ignore a subpoena for his tapes. Archibald Cox (the lead independent counsel before he was…

So I assume he’ll replace the Resolute Desk with this next?

Best headline ever .. thanks for making my day!

Every morning I make the mistake of checking in with the world, and every morning I feel my blood pressure rising ...

Out-trumping Trump. We live in interesting times. ..