That steering wheel is gorgeous!

I need to crash your 4th of July party — our highlight is burned steak.

That is impressive! Was this for Concours d’Lemons?

Respect. Not much can destroy a Nissan Maxima. My guess is it’s still drive-able as a convertible?

I ordered a couple of shirts from them, and they seem ok for the price. The suits, though, do not look good. I much rather order a SuitSupply suit even if its not custom made (they have a pretty large selection with better canvassing and material choices)...

I ordered a couple of shirts from them, and they seem ok for the price. The suits, though, do not look good. I much…

Our baby monitor does the opposite: when we turn it on, it retains and displays the last frame before it was turned off. So if the last stored image is of baby Golgafrinchan crying, and you turn it on after you put her down - the monitor gives you a nice jolt before showing her fast asleep. It’s sooo trippy every…

You left out the best part of the story:

In other “distracted driving” news, make sure you can carry a tune when singing along in Canada...

...especially true where the prof is requiring the textbook he or she authored — seems to be a conflict of interest to me.

...especially seeing that #45 is dragging us to WWIII with his series of tweets. I mean honestly Twitter, WTF.

Slowly? It’s only been 334 days since Nov. 8 (not that I’m counting). Then again, Michelle Obama did shock the nation by wearing designer tennis shoes around this time in 2009, so I guess it’s the same thing...

I will never be able to sing that song to my 3 year old without cracking up now. Thanks a lot. (here’s your star)

Fair point, although, as I mentioned in a response below, I was really referring to an assistive device and not natural abilities. Undoubtedly, there are expert shooters out there who can match or outshoot automatic rifles (though I would be surprised if any of these folk can do so at a sustained pace like the LV…

If your finger is a “device,” then yeah I would think so. Incidentally,according to the NY Times, BATF already said ‘nah’ to a device that “assists” one’s finger with rapid shooting called autoglove

Rather than focusing on the mechanics, we can focus on the outcome: “any device that would cause a semiautomatic rifle or pistol to shoot a rate at or over xx rounds per second shall be deemed an unauthorized modification” ...or something like that could work.

Newton’s First Law applies: “an object at rest stays at rest and an object in motion stays in motion with the same speed and in the same direction unless acted upon by an unbalanced force.”

Ted Cruz begs to differ

I can’t imagine it being a picnic for clowns making home visits either