Name any non-franchise QB team in the league where Stafford would not have developed at least to the point of successful contribution.

Trying too hard and wearing Spanx high rise underwear.

Jessica Fletcher gifs are appropriate for 90% of my thoughts.

Really? She’s so pushy and arrogant about her fast food lunch. It’s fucking Wendy’s. Get over yourself, lady.

Tell me you’re from metro detroit and you’ve been to Ray’s

Yup. There is your goddamn snow, with love from Ann Arbor. It happened in November and it was the worst. I hope it never comes back.

No no no. It is a right to bear arms. Not bears. Bear arms.

Any nurse is a great guide for an errant 4 year old. Or 34 year old. You’re hired!

No worse than Jim Bob Cooter.

If she has an Area Agency on Aging nearby, they might be able to help get her on Medicaid and find other assistance programs to get her back into the community.

Maybe he’ll back her into a corner and shower her his fishing lure (and by that I mean his penis).

That’s beautiful.

I didn’t cry when I was 7 and this happened to me, but I did not talk to my dad until the mustache grew back.

Is that the sister from The Secret Life of the American Teenager? #askingforsomeonewhowatchedtheshow ...

You’re right. Just sayin’ that last play kinda screwed up his great game. I don’t think it is unreasonable to blame the loss on the punter here.

Don’t be silly. Michigan’s punter beat Michigan.

This is bound to happen when an 8-0 team is based on 7 games that didn’t beat the spread. They have been lucky for too long. #FeelingSpitefulInAnnArbor

Totes, totes. I proposed to my boyfriend. We both knew what was up (that we wanted to get married) and I guess I’m part control freak / part unwilling to potentially be in a public situation with a dude on one knee. I went to Kay Jewelers after work, bought a $100 gold ring, and gave it to him that night. Some time…

Great news! Eagerly awaiting the pro-life celebrations.

I made a discovery yesterday. O’Malley is Randy Wharmpuss from How I Met Your Mother, in both voice and appearance.