Stephen Silas, son of Paul Silas. He’s an assistant with the Hornets, and served as interim coach while Steve Clifford took a leave of absence.

I have nothing to base this on, but I think within the next few years Rob Corddry will turn in an insanely great dramatic performance in something.

What I’m actually reading here is, “I haven’t seen any Owen Wilson movies besides “Bottle Rocket.” 

Wow.

Hey, let’s be fair. He’s never actually needed to lie to be unlikable.

Also, Big Georghe Muresan’s son plays on the team!

Well, on the upside, we are actually paying attention to Georgetown once again.

Not a Twelve, but Frank Clark has been very solid...

Christ, could barely make it past his Stafford claim. Not exactly a secret that Stafford is 5-46 against teams .500 or better.

He also forgot that quarterback is a position that still exists on the field, something Miles has always found, um, challenging.

Shut up, Narragansett is great.

Watson didn’t even get to see them wear all their uniform combinations.

Great googily moogily, Dark Angel-era Jessica Alba was unfathomably hot.

Not to argue semantics, but is it really “melting down” when it’s Dusty Baker?

Wait, this guy has friends?!

Someone please tell me that this will be followed shortly by the firing of Chili Davis as hitting coach.

As a Portland resident who follows the team somewhat, it kinda just comes down to the fact that the Beavers are just. So. Bad. Massive talent deficit. And “getting better” would be 3-4 wins next year.

He’s the odd media figure that I actually agree with sometimes, yet I still find off-putting.

Not necessarily. He left because he couldn’t stand Barry Alvarez (not shocking) and, to a lesser degree, his wife wanted to be closer to family.

Not coincidentally, I usually have to clean my bathroom three times the day after I have Jimmy John’s.