“When I asked about the fault in our stars, Jim, I meant the book.”

He was quite good in Cedar Rapids, which was a very sweet comedy that relies on his hapless dork persona. I think he’s generally better as a deranged megalomaniac, though.

He should be starring next in That ‘70 Years In Prison Show

Given that she eventually (thankfully) went public, technically they only rented her silence.

Perhaps Yankees fans don’t realize this, but when fans of other ball clubs turn on national sports programming, half of the broadcast is not devoted to their local team.

Then there’s the little fact that he was the only one who didn’t come to Leonard Nimoy’s funeral.

Were you out all fucking night?

I always knew it was a racquet.

The worst part about the press release was the fact that heat was written in all caps which is so goddamned infuriating to me for reasons I cannot fully comprehend.

“Bring a friend” also meant a giant hoagie.

Ahhhhh god, Emma, just let me drink

You gotta admit, the change from carrying the helmets to wearing them is probably a net positive.

I don’t fault Porter Jr. at all here, but the whole situation was weird from the start. His father was hired by Romar just this year, and while the two were long-time friends (Romar was Porter Jr.s Godfather), its not exactly normal to hire a long-time women’s assistant to come and be your most senior assistant at a…

USF Travel Secretary Kevin McCallister’s reaction to the mistake.

I think some patrician looking older latin american guys can pull it off in linen, but only in some contexts. I.e. on their hacienda overlooking a coca plantation.

Ugh. A racist AND a homophone!

He’s fine with it.

Let’s not lose sight of the real victims here: the people who pay money to watch a women’s Turkish basketball league.

Doesn’t have to talk to the media if he doesn’t want to, just another one of the perc’s of his job.

Can you give them a few days? They haven’t even raised their AFC South Second Runner-Up banner yet.