While I agree, you don’t even need to point this out. These revelations are awful on their own.

“...bounced around...” I see what you did there!

Dennis is a douche, to be sure, and he obviously has an ax to grind against Russillo... but he’s also a recovering alcoholic, so he might know of what he speaks.

Wait, what in the holy hell? It IS? Is this fake news?!

Seriously. As a Red Sox fan, I should be thrilled that I get to watch three or four HOFers every night.

Not true. There are a few still kicking around.

Eyes Wide Shut?

Most painful would’ve been infinitely more fascinating.

Good sweet Christ, between David Price and Yadier Molina, the rep of ballplayers having tissue paper-thin skin is alive and well.

If I could offer a feeble defense of the guy, I’ve seen him in interviews before and he came off waaaay better than this. Plus, his brand may be doing dumb shit, but he puts in a bit more effort than the housewives or Kardashians scrolling through their phones or going out to lunch. That said, fuck him.

KITH was, and always will be, genius.

As a 42-year-old former youth tennis player, that actually sounds fucking glorious.

Good lord, this thing just flew way over your head, didn’t it?

This dude runs as well as he doesn’t hit!

It’s nice to see the Dodgers find some success despite being hamstrung by their $247 million payroll.

But doesn’t he have a shit-ton of company in the douchiness department?!

To be fair, compared to the NBC of now, fucking UPN circa 1998 was truly magical.

Exactly how many cracks are they going to take trying to make Britt Robertson into a star?

Is it impressive or sad that I could tell that that’s Anne Heche just from the profile angle?

Uh, shame on the guy from that random story that might have happened and was recounted on another website...?