Hahahaha that's awesome!

I tried the George Costanza method, it doesn't work for me. It's like my brain psyches itself out.

I have the same superpower, except it's when I pick checkout lanes. My chances of getting the slowest lane is 99.9999999%

When traveling, it’s a good idea to remember your passport number, if you lose it (and the photocopy you made).

The other one that grinds my gears is “city tax” or “tourist tax” that every hotel now charge you at checkout, even when you pre-pay.

All politics aside, I totally agree that fraudulent “masters” and their bullshit black belt factories be exposed.

The fake formal gambit also works well. “How are you Mr./Mrs. ... You know what, you never told me your last name!”

My gut tells me that I'm gonna yell at my TV like P-L Dubois often while watching the Habs...

Other perks of ground transportation:

As a card-carrying, certified old, the mere thought that “podcasting” and “being a YouTuber” are seriously considered as career choices today just boggles my damn mind.

It's more than gross, it's Grosetto!

I’m kinda disappointed that it wasn’t Andreescu’s mom. I could totally see her, big hair swirling in fury, clutching her dog with one arm and punching out a punk with the other.

From my albeit limited time working in the service industry, my ranking of customers, from a tipping point of view is:

Yes!

Fun site!

Same deal for me. The last time Nirvana played in Montreal, on the same night there was another band playing at another venue, and my roommate and I decided to see the other band instead, figuring that Nirvana had more staying power, and we’ll just see them next time.

Whenever I’m faced with this type of decision, I make a weighted scoresheet. It really helps.

I can't stop staring at the hand gently rubbing his belly, like some kind of slim soccer Buddha.

Just be prepared to get pressured into getting a membership card. At Costco, card carrying members get harassed by cashiers/baggers/floor bosses that want to upsell you premium memberships.

What’s wrong with telling kids you don’t know the explanation for all their inane questions? In this day and age, the answer to everything is at your fingertips, so just tell them to look it up.