Word. When I broke the news to the uncles and aunts, cousins and friends, I told them that my non-invite also releases them of any obligation to giving a gift. My broke ass cousins were greatful - most of them were still in school, and we just got (even more) wasted at the next family get together in lieu of a wedding…

I would definitely “stuff the ballot box” with stuff like “clean your room”, “read Bible verses” and “mow the lawn”, just to fuck with them. Trust me, kids’ll get un-bored in a New York minute if the only other alternative is chores.

Making your “real invites” pay top dollar just to avoid having “fake invites” show up just feels wrong.

Next time, check out Istria. It’s everything good about Italy - wine, food, sights - but more affordable and less touristy.

I'm too far behind on GOT to come up with a plausible answer, but I'll give it a shot anyway, because Croatia is totally worth a visit. I was there last year and it's an amazing, friendly and relatively affordable vacation destination.

My family on my mom’s side did a little research on their heraldry. Although I’m skeptical about the results, the family motto was interesting. “Rien ne me touche”, which loosely translates to “Nothing affects me”. It’s badass and quite fitting, considering the family’s preponderance to not giving a shit about…

From what I remember, country crock tasted fine as a spread, but was disgusting when used for cooking. My friend had a popcorn machine with the little tray to melt butter, and we used country crock once and just thinking about it made me throw up in my mouth a little.

Spacey did play in Horrible Bosses, so the comparison is pretty solid if you ask me.

That tweet hit me right in the feels.

Mayo also makes a great cooking agent for grilled cheese sandwiches.

I've heard something similar. Remember that beer doesn't travel too well, especially back then - leaky wooden kegs, no refrigeration, and getting a keg from Munich to Rome probably took at least a month. 

Clarese Gainey is such an all American Girls pro baseball league name, too.

“My bad”

I’m gonna play devil’s advocate here, because I work in the pharmaceutical industry, in QA specifically.

“Intoxication is not a competition”

I would rather host a party of 6 who really want to be here than 30 flakes who wouldn't commit just in case a better offer came along. Wouldn't you?

My bad, wrong use of the word peasant.

As stated in the article, it’s hard enough to buy ethical regardless of what product, so in this wild west weed era there are bound to be more than a few snake oil salesmen. It’s only been legal here in the true North strong and free for 6 months, and they’ve shown that strains sold as organic didn’t have any proof of…

People travel for ridiculous reasons all the time. Beer geeks plan whole vacations over one fucking Beer they absolutely have to try, if only for bragging rights. Atheists cross oceans to visit Notre Dame de Paris.

Something I’ve learned is that most people prefer to get a hard no than a half assed yes.