Theory: maybe his play looks worse because his wardrobe is so terrible this tournament.

We’ll call that a win-win.

You’re right. It’s the Yankees vs everyone else. We like it that way.

Listen, Murph/Sully/Kevin - whatever your name is - go back to your shanty in Southey and take a nap. Your shift at the liquor store starts in a couple hours.

You’re a fucking moron. We didn’t bunt on Schilling to ruin his perfect game or no hitter or whatever back in 2004. But that’s an inconvenient fact.

Heated rivalry between the red and the white team that goes back centuries.

Most people who value fair competition share her opinion.

I’m already running through the options for the inevitable headline that will discount/undermine Fed’s victory next Sunday.

Guy is a genius. Good for him.

Maria Sharapova deserved her U.S. Open wild card and she deserved her first-round win.

Buster Posey, are you taking notes?

There’s a Tiger Woods joke in here somewhere.

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE EXIT VELOCITY!!!!

Also worth noting that this isn’t the only option for a ball entering red stakes:

Koepka looks annoyed by the whole thing.

Just a long-winded way of saying what we all feel: Lebron is wack and greatness is more than just numbers.

Ahem! The Yankees will have something to say about that Pennant series.

TL;DR - Rousey will be a President in 12 years. WWE is a proven gateway to that office.

Too easy!

Let’s simplify this: what is your favorite baseball team?