Ken M-esque.

If it can be said that no rookie deals today contain that language, is there knowledge of at least one deal that does?

Many people, myself included, expected Sharapova to receive at least a wild card to the qualifying round, which would have allowed her to play her way into the main draw.

Ya. And the Mets are on pace to see that ROI. Whereas, Beltran is gone and didn’t help the Giants, at least Wheeler would have been able to help their depleted pitching staff today (see Mad Bum). Giants have nothing to show for that trade today. The Mets have a nice pitcher with a lot of potential.

Are you suggesting a lose lose for each team? I can’t tell what your point is.

TL; DR - he’s still killing people with speed but his control is off. 9th inning against the Cubs two weeks ago illustrated this point pretty well.

Rafa should have been DQ’ed from Madrid. Who gets a match pushed back a day because of an ear ache?

Fake.

Elected? Dude, you’re not that naive.

Technically, less than half. But who’s counting? Not you! Facts are fake news, right?

Point 2 must have been pretty bad for you to skip straight to points 3 and 4.

Whose hand is he holding?

TL;DR

Nice. I couldn’t make out the name.

How does anyone/anything lose an eye MYSTERIOUSLY?!!

I heard the whistle and then the shot was released. What am I missing?

Preach. And Chris Sale is the moron Boston deserves.

Rafael Nadal kept himself busy in April, regaining his form on clay and raising trophies at Monte Carlo and Barcelona—freakishly, his 10th time winning each. What has his rival Roger Federer been up to in the meantime? Playing corny charity matches with Bill Gates and the guitarist from Pearl Jam, and rolling through…

Nah. I’ll underestimate it if it has NOTHING to do with why he left the ice.

Tanaka had nothing to do with it? That’s absurd. Even Bill James would laugh at that.