Great intro:

This is a super-specific, almost fantasy baseball-esque Deadspin update.

You mean dumb concept, not dumb team. You get a pass since it’s Friday. Your fingers are tired!

Exactly. And I’ll take the alternative which is Zac Brown Band (aka The Red Sox).

but But BUT, what if he’s that stupid that he forgot? Either way, it supports the fact that he has no business on a baseball field with professionals.

In my fantasy baseball league we have a poison pill scenario for owners who don’t compete and to hedge against “incompetentness.” How has this been overlooked in professional sports?

Official petition to rename it “Native American Wells”

They maintained a Pokerface when asked what happened.

Baseball manager and tennis player meltdowns are the best meltdowns.

Between this and Marchman’s most recent post on the intentional walk, there are some good vibes floating around Deadspin right now.

Preach!

I get exactly how it works. You seem to think Betances market value is point. I believe it is artifically low due to a sub-optimal process.

Look at it this way: is he worth 1/3 Mark Melancon’s salary?

Haha.

Keep it going. Love it.

Giri, is he a major winner in 2017?

I def read “...Opponent’s Dick” at first.

Prob not, but even if it was, there is no body of evidence that could help this guy at this moment in time - ESPN had no choice here. Easier to fire the guy then settle for $500k out of court.

“...He may have a problem with alcohol, we don’t know.”

Average lifespan of a tiger in the wild is 10-15 years. This Tiger is done.