None of what you’re saying is false, but that doesn’t mean the accuracy afforded by this exercise isn’t valuable (or needed).

Ya. Can’t miss that. Afforded certain rights as the author.

BREAKING: Baseball is slow.

This move have AJ Preller written all over it. Perhaps, he’s consulting while he serves his suspension.

Dude is on fire!

Does the new macbook have a USB drive and magnetic power - features part of the macbook air? The current version of the macbook does not, and if not, this seems like a mega miss.

This guy with the Starter jacket and filthy jeans. Outside the frame he was def chewing a Slim Jim:

Think this one was prob dictated from above (Theo).

Scissor me timbers!

At this rate the internet will be dead before the end of HRC’s first term - she’ll be the one credited with killing the internet (hopefully FTW). In its current form it’s nothing but a total time suck.

“The World Series is a short series to begin with...”

I respect Del Potro: terrible dresser, thundering forehand. A true study in contrasts.

There’s been some confusion. This is a dildo ad:

No puppet. No puppet!

Misery loves company.

NYTimes.com

The Giants actually need this guy to play.

Isn’t that...everyone?

A) That floor is dizzying.

I have watched this 25-30 times today. It gets funnier every time. Puppet is such a weird word.