Looks completely unhinged. Plus, he’s mormon. Woof.

Pictured above: Rihanna and a fan.

Ha. Nice.

Just a few posts down. Dear lord...

You’re welcome.

This guy seems like a fucking nightmare.

Whiskey Tango to say the least. But what am I talking about? This is UFC, so already self-identified.

Go away.

Let me stop you right there: I don’t have to do anything of the sort.

I’m just saying that it’s an overused philisophical touchpoint. Just say it’s unlikely.

This absolutely counts as an over/misuse of this philosphy.

Haha. First rule of springboard diving: no shark tooth necklaces. He never had a chance.

Article says this is in Illinois, but that’s impossible. Has to be Florida.

Pathetic!

Can only think of Les Grossman vs. Flaming Dragon from Tropic Thunder:

They were exhausted from all that collective bargaining.

And it’s Secretariat by 31 lengths!!!

The Russian “Federeration” is a primitive rubbish country(ies). If you’re going to cheat, don’t get caught. Losers.

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