Ha. Nice.

Just a few posts down. Dear lord...

Whiskey Tango to say the least. But what am I talking about? This is UFC, so already self-identified.

Go away.

Let me stop you right there: I don’t have to do anything of the sort.

I’m just saying that it’s an overused philisophical touchpoint. Just say it’s unlikely.

This absolutely counts as an over/misuse of this philosphy.

Haha. First rule of springboard diving: no shark tooth necklaces. He never had a chance.

Article says this is in Illinois, but that’s impossible. Has to be Florida.

Pathetic!

They were exhausted from all that collective bargaining.

And it’s Secretariat by 31 lengths!!!

The Russian “Federeration” is a primitive rubbish country(ies). If you’re going to cheat, don’t get caught. Losers.

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