“If you thought I wanted to lynch Obummer because he’s black, YOU’RE the racist. I wanted to kill him because he’s a commie, jeez...”

“I don’t think anyone needs to be arrested over this”

Oh fuck that shit. At all the graduations I’ve been to (most of which have thankfully been outside), people have brought in AIR HORNS. Which were expressly forbidden and pretty damn annoying if you’re close to them. But no one got arrested or fined.
People are happy their kids are graduating and finishing a chapter in…

embarrassing cheering is literally the most important part of graduation ceremonies.

Can I wear the blood of my enemies? Pictish war paint?

Not as batshit crazy as when he said that God smote the Space Shuttle Columbia for our lack of support for Israel.

It’s in there, man, somewhere in his history. It’s in there. A live boy or a dead girl, doesn’t matter which.

I was thinking “destruction of property”. ha. ha.

I don’t believe a single “pro-lifer” when they say they care about the fetus. Their only believable motivation is woman-hatred.

Im developing a no makeup makeup makeup so you can look like youre wearing no makeup makeup while actually wearing makeup while trying to look like no makeup.

First day back from playing hooky? No makeup. FTW

I can’t promote the continued ignorance of men who have no fucking idea women wearing tactical stealth makeup count as wearing makeup, so Team ALL MAKEUPS. Spread awareness for the benefit of the human race, sheeeeeeeeple.

C-SPAN?

I’m a big fan of bold lipstick, so I chose that one for that reason alone!

Um, team #ALLTHEMAKEUP. As I say to my "natural makeup" loving partner: "Um, yeah you're gonna know I'm wearing makeup, and then you're gonna tell me it looks great."

Yeah but now she can have multiple orgasms so who is the real winner here

“Fuck the police” was the order she disobeyed resulting in her being frisked.

Well, ALS is actually one those diseases that didn’t get a whole lot of money donated to research on it. I think the numbers was like 115 million dollars raised the year the ice bucket challenge was done compared to 2.8 million dollars the year prior. That’s massive. It did so much for raising awareness and bringing…

I like the Lovebird Challenge better.

I tried it out of curiosity. Extremely boring with hilariously, painfully bad writing. Just cant bare it. This game plays like how I feel watching Transformers 4 - it’s just artless. Devs could’ve easily done something smart with the controversy they built, like a commentary or turn it on it’s head with some clever…