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Are....are you shitting me? That’s basically how a woman without a bra would look in real life if she did that. I get why they probably wouldn’t do that on purpose (no reason for it), but if it was an accident, it’s hardly a terrible one.

About 2 years ago, there was an incident in my city where a lady delivering pizzas to a house was dragged inside and raped by some dude and his son. (She eventually escaped.)

I’m shocked no one thought to mention that it’s a safety issue. On both sides.

You’re assuming it isn’t.

Oh yeah. Everyone does it - if you work in the US and your employer goes out of business, you will be given no more than an hour to get your crap and get out. Most often you will be escorted out (peacefully) by cops.

Hustle you out of the building while you’re still in shock, before the righteous anger sets in and people start making for the office supplies closet.

Go to the doctor if you’re gonna call the health department. Even if you think you can handle it at home with soup & bedrest, having an official diagnosis on hand will only strengthen your case.

Usually I at least try to do the right thing and give at least a week’s notice. The only times I just straight peace’d out of a job with no notice whatsoever were:

+1 for the Parseltongue reference :)

Instead, Dietland dwelled on the possibility that the weight-loss industry is a “massive male-dominated conspiracy by the fashion industry to keep women in a perpetual state of insecurity and to promote rape culture,”

Used to watch the original Ninja Warrior for that exact reason. Ballsy move by G4 to not dub the commentary and I’m forever grateful they didn’t.

Luck is simply being at the right place, at the right time, with the right set of skills. These things are often out of most people’s control.

I see your Atomic Clown and raise you Dory McLean

Well that recovered memory just came screaming back. Thanks!

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The songwriter for the show released the two unused versions of the theme song, and I honestly like both of them better than the one that got accepted.

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I’ve been feeling this one a lot lately. The perfect song for if you’re missing someone.

My mother - who just a less hostile Beatrice with a much worse childhood - died last year, just before the 4th season came out. We’d been fighting like cats-and-dogs for years, and she’d always been emotionally and verbally abusive when angry (which was nearly always). I watched Time’s Arrow and What Time Is It Right