“Go do the voodoo that you do!!”

Don’t push yourself to “get over it” faster. If you’re still crying in the grocery store 6 months later, so be it.

I found that violent video games really helped after my mom passed last year. She died very young under fairly tragic circumstances, so it was great to have a place to put all that anger and frustration. Eventually I noticed that I’d have a tendency to lash out if I didn’t play for at least 30 minutes a day.

Eh, statutory rape is not QUITE the same as regular rape.

It may be weird, but as long as she consented then I’d say it wasn’t inherently wrong. And considering the length of the relationship, I’d say it was all above-board (minus the obvious).

“You are like the cream on my cocoa”

Isn’t Twitter running out of money? That was the reason they had to shut down Vine, even though it was the most popular site on the internet at the time - they couldn’t afford to run both.

Mostly I wrote it from the viewpoint of someone who also spent many years hating their body and considering it limiter. If you’ve never been through that phase, it can be absolutely mind-boggling how much poor self-image seeps into your life.

LW1: The issue isn’t that she suddenly decided she was out of his league, the issue was that she was likely never that into him (or anything else about her life) in the first place and settled. It’s extremely telling that, when she felt empowered to live the life she always wanted, that suddenly meant cutting out her…

Yeah, a raccoon outright hunting is definitely out of character. I didn’t know that was even an option for them.

And Animal Planet hadn’t yet refocused on “reality shows about people who sort of work with animals”.

And you get a much wider variety of shit than you did 10 years ago, when chefs were on TV.

You know, if you take photos of your cooking and tag Gordon Ramsey, you can get publicly savaged for free.

The closest I’ve seen is that they have a small roster of cooking-based morning talk shows. They’re pretty okay - then the “Cupcake Wars” marathons start.

What? No, seriously WHAT?

I’d probably still really like that song if it weren’t for the fact that I was forced to hear it 4 times a day for 2 solid years.

As much as I enjoy that joke, a romcom based on that song would be kind of weird since it was written for the singer’s little sister.

pasty mopes

Reminds me of a few summers ago, when it got so hot a dumpster caught fire because the street light above it started melting, sending molten glass into the flammable waste. Or the summer before that, when light poles on the East Coast collapsed.

We do the same thing in the US every time someone successfully cooks an egg on their car dashboard/sidewalk.