I’d do it, but with a chaperone. And I’d notify my local PD about what’s about to go down, so if I die they immediately know who to arrest.

This is why it pays to remember your server’s name - if she isn’t there, you can leave the tip in an envelope and explain to management next day what happened. Unless they’re thieving assholes, they’ll make sure she gets it.

And even Instagram is starting to outstay it’s welcome in pop culture consciousness (the last couple updates kinda flopped). The only reason it’s not fading faster is because no good challengers have risen.

Yeah, but they owned it. And they didn’t let being rich stop them from, y’know, giving a shit. They weren’t beneficent saints, but the end of the day they still donated much of their fortunes towards schools and public works aimed at the lower classes.

When the economy crashed, businesses responded with lay offs and stagnating wages. People defaulted on debts and mortgages left & right. And this all happened as many of us were only *just* entering the workforce - it set the entire generation back financially for years.

Or the ever-popular “I can’t tell if he’s dead or unconscious, but that ambulance ride is $700, so we’ll just see how things play out”.

I think it’s because conservative groups have spent decades stroking their ego. In a future where it’s harder to survive, only the strongest of us will prosper and the weak will be crushed. And of course THEY’re the big, strong heroes in this, because they don’t need no wimpy city-boy bullshit like university and…

....I study history as a hobby, and it’s my firm belief that the current ruling class is so blatantly callous and greedy that even profiteers like Vanderbilt, Morgan, and Rockerfeller would’ve beaten half of them to death. In public.

I keep forgetting how tall moose are......

Remember, they don’t think of it as a right - it’s a favor they grant and expect to be paid back in full.

Well, you could earn money by expanding into paid services. But what could they possibly offer that someone else doesn’t already do better?

Yeah, but Apple is a tech company. There’s no limit to what someone can innovate or invent - there is a limit to how many people can sign up for a website.

That could be the real reason why stock is plummeting - Facebook has climaxed. It’s literally impossible for them to get much bigger than they already are. So now investors are just playing the waiting game on how much extra they can get before Facebook starts the inevitable decline into MySpace.

Yeah, that’s like calling Green Day an 80's band.

Yeah, the rock community’s known for a while that Fred Durst is a raging conservative, up there with Ted Nuget and Kid Rock.

Gawkerverse is currently still trying to play “your local campus neo-beatnik”, while side-handedly admitting that they’re actually 30 and want to retire.

At some point the financial sector is just going to have to accept that older Millennials will NEVER trust the stock market the way Boomers and Gen Xers do.

Isn’t a well known fact that everyone from “That 70s Show” basically became their character irl? Jackie was a high-maintenance, selfish, spoiled bitch and so is Mila Kunis apparently.

That’s what I want. I don’t do “but they’re faaamily” situations well, so I want to have a tiny, private ceremony someplace beautiful, and then a cheap-o wedding for everyone else. Let them ruin that shit.

I’m the kind of aesthetically-driven fussbucket who would say that.