What we’ve done instead of trying to surround him with what people consider A-listers is we are going to surround him with the soft sensuality of the place. It’s a much more poetic cadence than having a circus-like celebration that’s a coronation,” Barrack said. “That’s the way this president-elect wanted it.
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The stereotype that white people always carry ranch dressing around with them is not cool anymore. When you say ‘He’s already got his, that white boy over there’” don’t just fucking assume I’m carrying my own ranch dressing around with me you hurtful monster. I need it for my tenders and when you assume that I already…
“Good news, Ms. Tequila, your security clearance has been approved!”
If I want to watch a show that makes me want to slit my wrists, I’ll just turn on the news.
Although I don’t have a medical degree and am a man, I’ve decided to pursue a head OB/GYN role since I spent the most formative parts of my life in utero. You’re an inspiration to us all, Dr. Carson.
When I went to work this morning it was sunny and mild but by afternoon it had turned colder. So I guess the climate changed back today?
“That’s been around forever. If you keep reporting on it, it’s going to grow like a cancer,” Paula said. “If you forget about it, it’s probably going to go away. The media has to hop on everything and it’s wrong.”
If your santorum is black, you need to see a doctor STAT.
“He’s a drip”
Oh god, my FB memories just recently showed me a post I made about what an apocalyptic nightmare scenario a Romney presidency would be. I want to find a time machine and go pat my past self on my little head and tell myself “oh just you wait my precious, naive little flower. Just you wait”.
“ Trump’s team had (as of Wednesday) literally no pages”
Michelle Obama.
I can’t believe this is happening. I can’t believe this is happening. I can’t believe this is happening. That loop has been playing in my head all day.
let me tell you, it’s fucking nuts
Whatever happened to cutting a hole in a vegetable or gourd of some sort, microwaving it for a couple of seconds, and fucking it?
Yeah, Luthor is a real billionaire, at least.
Oh, please, like Obama wants to continue to put up with our shit for 30 seconds longer than he has to.
I call mine lungs!