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Don’t worry, as long as they keep getting assholes like you turning up to post jibes about the job security of actual people, they’ll have the traffic to keep going.

yes.

waaaaaaait a sec, is voting with one’s wallet working?

please stop putting autoplay videos in every article

90's kids being asked, “What is ruining your childhood?”

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‘Chu Enough

I really liked the piece!

Speaking as someone who teaches the discipline, you strike me as the sort of person who comes into my 100-level courses declaring themselves “a WRITER” and then drops the second I apply a few lower-level corrections to your atrocious grammar and syntax—without ever bothering to look at the higher-order concerns with…

Can I switch grays with you?

Honestly, you seem like the problem here.

I hope you found some sort of peace within yourself after getting that off your chest. 

Hours of fear and anxiety afterwards.

You need to try the current mobile spin-off “Using Your Cat To Hunt Insects That Got Into The House"