The people in witness protection sure are hoping so... Could you imagine trying to find placement for someone like Tekashi? Where in the would would he be inconspicuous?!?

Oh, he dead now.

A lot of the outrage toward him has been manufactured or stretched far beyond the meaningless act. While one of the most annoying people on YT in the past, more recently (the last two years, at least), he’s almost an entirely different YTer. Those who dropped the sub2PewdiePie meme had a whole lot more encouragement…

Funny, he’s also known as the only guy who can prevent another Giants Super Bowl victory.

Tom Brady will suffer a season-ending Achilles injury and the Patriots will sign Andrew Luck.

When did you start watching football? Literally happened 19 months ago.

The Eagles can stop the Pats. Did it once with an inferior QB.

TOTAL EXONERATION!

And the only thing that can prevent another Patriots Super Bowl victory? This man:

I can’t believe a sports league exists where there are basically 20+ incompetently-run franchises and 1 that feasts on them all.

BRB, going through every article written about AB over the last two months and faving all the Steelers fans’ smug comments.

Collusion? Collusion!

Nothing a sharpie can’t fix.

And yet, when asked, Trump claimed that he was still six inches taller than Barron.

I mean, I do see where he’s coming from. It used to be that if people didn’t like the jokes, people would just not laugh, or boo or heckle. Now, if people don’t like your jokes, people go on a crusade to make sure your career is over. Sometimes comedy is going to make fun of something YOU like, that’s just part of it.…

Republican here. Yes, his old shit was funny. And I feel it’s right to defend famous millionaires because it doesn’t matter what you’re worth, it matters if you are in the right. The problem here is that a person you idolize doesn’t agree with your world view. Political correctness is out of control and destroying…

THE “WRONG” PEOPLE?

Zlatan does not kick the ball. The ball fulfils their shared destiny.

I think this is where Maverick Carter steps in as the dean of the nearly-created University of Phoenix Arli$$ Michaels School of Sports Managementing.

Hell, I can get you a bachelor’s degree by 3 o’clock this afternoon... with honors. These fucking profiting-off-amateurs.