Why is Jezebel obligated to have a “take” on every sexual assault story in the news. That’s how you get lazy articles that add nothing to the conversation.

The story reads to me like a groupie dissatisfied she was treated like a groupie.

Just here for the comments:

“actual reporting” Did you forget what site this is?

*sphincter

How’s is this in print?

Love to be called “grand” - Thanks!

I’ll definitely take that under advisement, Mike. Thanks!

Loving this feedback, Peter!

“I didn’t get anyone killed because I didn’t discharge a weapon, and because...”

No.

Fuck you.

If you made that call, you are at fault, full stop.

It’s a fucking video game. Get your shit together and be a decent human being, or see yourself into the care of those who will prevent you from harming others over your tiny…

So a guy is now dead over half the price of a small coffee and the people actually responsible are all washing their hands of it because they don’t understand how consequences work?

The SWAT officer who pulled the trigger is to blame. The person who called the fake incident into the police is to blame. The person who passed along the victim’s address is to blame.

At least the scene with the lightsaber didn’t play out like this development image reveals.

Wut

Yeah, it’s like why have words that describe something in a succinct fashion? Just say the player scored a goal directly off of a corner kick over the keeper’s head. It’s so much easier for Americans to understand that way.

false! your arms are not actually very big; they just look large in comparison to your tiny, tiny legs.

Sure Jan.

Pics or it didn’t happen.

Humblebrag 3/10

The best scene was when Aquaman was sitting on Diana’s lasso and just starts ranting emotionally about stuff.