I think the gist is that Kevin Durant decided to join a superteam in Golden State rather than deal with a pouty ass teammate in the heart of Red State, USA, and thus deserves scorn for everything he does from now until eternity.

I’m pretty old, but not that old, and I don’t understand this post at all.  What is the point, or issue?  Genuinely curious, this is over my head.

DOOON’T CAAAAARE

Bitcoin isn’t real?

We would have also accepted “I’m thankful for term limits.”

“I’m thankful for Robert Mueller.”

Wow. Both people in omak saw it!

Babbbyyyy, jewelry comes off.

Or maybe you’re being acute.

Or he has a tiny noodle dick that sprays like a fire hose all over the place when he’s sitting down. Big U dick wouldn’t get piss on the toilet or pants. It’d be like a urine bidet. In which case, you’d pee after the shit.

What the fuck dude? The toilet is right there. Just pee into the toilet. How the fuck do you get piss on your pants when you’re peeing sitting down? In your buttcrack? I don’t believe this for a second. Is your dick shaped like a giant U that points right back up your butt? No, no it is not.

Well she clearly has larger than average balls so...

Because then people would know how many people have been imprinted with Netflix’s secret mind control devices before they are ready to launch their plan for world domination.

I’m totally pretending, but just for shits & gigs, what is the reason so all these normies can stop acting like they don’t know.

As long as we also end corn subsidies, funding to the Middle East to stabilize oil production, and tax breaks for oil companies I’m ok with this too.

I suppose, “legally,” they couldn’t.

You could have just titled this “Tyrese Gibson quits Fast and Furious franchise”

I stopped hating Steve the instant he decided to hang around and fight the monster back in season one, by midway through season two he’s one of my favorite characters.

Next year when it’s time to buy a new car, I’ll be looking at those GMC Mt. McKinleys. They’re great for hauling kids around.

I’ve always thought Ivanka’s use of words was compelling interest sincerely.