Props to that kid for not just crying like a little frightened dipshit. He'll go places.

Fish's dying wish was to be on a viral internet video, filmed by a cameraman who shat himself.

Rage, Rage, Rage, against the dying of the pike.

You ain't gonna hold the video landscape, then I'm smacking your kid.

i don’t care that one of the new characters is gay any more than i care that any of the new or old ones are straight. Does not matter to my fighting game.

He gay yo

A sexy bear

And why does anyone care?

How do you know none of the previous characters in the series were gay?

You appear to have a problem. Maybe try dialing the righteous indignation down to 11 and click here

Well no shit, the guy was a tight end!

The fact that he did it while mountain biking and slamming a Mountain Dew, though, THAT was extreme!

In high school.

We call this "Wednesday" at my house

This is actually just the synopsis of the latest Brazzers feature length.

I NEVER GET INVITED TO THE COOL PARTIES.

Mom?

Typo in the article... you kept saying 'Georgia' instead of Florida, I assume?

I genuinely enjoy Destiny and will continue to play.