Wwwwwhhhhhhhhaaaaaaatttttt?! I guess...some birds weren’t meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright... :)

Was that when he was “Easy Reader” on “Electric Company”?

What?!

WAIT WHAT

Welp. That’s it. Abandon ship.

I went out with Conor Oberst a couple of times. The sex was meh, but I broke it off when he came over to my parents’ house for dinner and pretended like he didn’t know what a potato was. It was obvious to everyone that it was just a shitty joke that he refused to abandon, and my dad eventually kicked him out. I mean,…

More like, “you bought the season pass anyways so we have no reason to try...Please buy the next expansion!”

Did she have some big titties with a matching ass?

Thats fine. You can just refund me what for the expansion I bought

No Raid?

Where are the stories of female celebs banging normal dudes?

Imma come back in an hour after more people have gotten a chance to comment

The track:

one of my interns at work just instagrammed from coachella. We work in fashion with a very loose dress code, and her usual style is minimalist goth- she kind of has a lorde vibe. Her coachella Instagram was so boho festival standard that I was hella confused.

You can be middle-aged at coachella, but you can't genuinely walk around under the illusion of the spirit of coachella.

A fight against the tyranny of pants?

Dad?

Um, what is happening here?