I hought that was Hennifer Lopez?

Steve from Blue's Clues? Holy shit.

+1 taco flavored kiss

I met her when I worked at anthropology at the grove, every time she'd come in I'd try to have casual conversations with her so that we could be best friends but she wasn't having it.

More cute than insane. Waiting back stage at the Kennedy Center Honors, just me and Tom Hanks. He was waiting for his cue to enter, and I was the first to places for the choir entrance. Mr. Hanks was watching the backstage monitor as the house camera panned the audience. When the camera landed on Rita Wilson, Mr.…

Oh, and Meryl Streep offered to carry a rotisserie chicken out of a grocery store for me because I was back home visiting after my mom had a heart attack.

I need to know more about that last one.

It was about 5 years ago and we had a mutual acquaintance and I ended up at his country house for a summer BBQ and he was grilling burgers. He also got my husband a Guinness from the tap in his basement. He's a solicitous host but I was incapable of any kind of dialogue with him because I was so star struck. I did…

Once when I was in college, I went on a date with some guy and then got back to the dorms and felt the need to over-analyze the whole thing with some friends. So, I went and pounded on their door, which they opened juuuust wide enough for me to squeeze in.

I am late to this party, but I once took a SoulCycle class with Brooke Shields. She was on the bike next to me. She looked perfect before, during, and after the workout.

Why...how...in what context did Paul Rudd grill you a burger?

Shawn Merrimen came into my job, racked up a $400 tab, then called my manager and said since he was Shawn Merriman, what could my manager do about the bill. This is when he was playing in the NFL and we could google his income.

I met Princess Leia while traveling from L.A. to London.

I ran into Billie Joe Armstrong and Tre cool of Greenday, outside a small university auditorium back when they were touring for dookie. I was 16 I think. Tre asked me if I wanted some of his beer and then he poured it over my tits. I wasn't impressed.

i don't know who any of those people are.

I told this story before but it makes me giggle so I'll tell it again.

I prefer his Skittles press conference

I tried the same tactic while appearing at traffic court the other day.

The joys of being biracial. People can never get your ethnicity correct.