I just want sparrow races and Trial of Osiris.

bungie... listen to this man. He knows truths.

still waiting sparrow races.....or at least good color combinations to customize your outfit

PATRICK. JUICE.

I don't think this is covered in Emily Post, but I feel safe saying ew. Ew ew ew.

agreed. what's icky about it? it's her man, right? it's not some stranger.

Sweet dreams!

wut

Is there room for one more in your relationship?? You guys sound AWESOME.

She feels "icked out"? Oh, honey, grow up.

Typically I just yell "Last one to finish does the dishes" and make it a race.

I just say with increasing volume, "fap fap Fap FAP FAP FAP FAP". It usually gets a laugh out of him.

Soooo... Hipster? :<

Christ. As a former dealership service manager:

Nightmare scenario. I hope this guy gets a brand new Vette and a shit-ton of other perks included.

Some guys like old balls. Some guys like old balls. Some guys like old balls.

I'd swipe right if I did

This girl seems like a pretty unbelievable catch.

I'm not a plant

you have no soul and also your feet probably constantly stink