holy crap is it just me or does he look like Patton Oswalt?

That was already covered: "true patriot"

And a raging homophobe, xenophobe and military jock sniffer.

I must say that it is a credit to the people making the Tom Clancy games that so many of them are and have been pretty damn good.

Looks like we can add "mobile security" to this chart.

I prefer cat paws

But what if your phone is Scarlet Johannsen?

So this is breastfeeding your Iphone ?

Oh, Japan.

So rather than cut your finger off to steal your phone, the inventive thief will cut your nipple off.

http://xkcd.com/538/

Someone has to try a penis imprint.

We KNOW what happens when you don't do what Simon says!

No skit with Lena Headey and Nikolaj Coster-Waldau expressing the importance of sibling love and loyalty?

"It's pathetic"..

What the fucking does THIEF have to do with this game you absolute cunt.

The guy is a loon and arguing with him is impossible. He thinks he's Phil Fish. He actually believes he is some misunderstood genius that has social issues and people don't understand him and his artistic struggles. Not kidding even a little.

It's pathetic?! I understand that you prefer one over the other, but that's a bit extreme. And metal gear is considered a better series by most people in the industry I think (I love MGS and I never played any thief game, so I can't compare them. But I can say that the footage I've seen from the next Thief is very…

and the self absorbed wit!!! too much for Kotaku! Like someone said above, you're about as much of an idiot as Archaotic was. no, you can't "totally" compare AI between MGS and Thief because they are built with different intentions. it's like comparing Burnout with Gran Turismo. yes, both racing games and that's about…

OH YOUUUUU so much smarter than everyone.

I sat through a thousand words devoted to defending the swollen pile of mediocrity that is MW2 ... I even read the sentence "Alan Moore is not a meritorious writer" without making fun of you. I'm trying Doc ... I'm trying. You don't make it easy bud.

Someone had to take over for Archaotic's contrarianism after his departure from Kotaku.