Unlike the Gamers' virginities!

Ah, "Gamers Are Virgins" jokes. They never get old.

WOW! That's obviously her, and not some generic anime style character right!

Didn't recognize her without the blur (pixelation)

It's funny cause they old.

I've done the reverse commute before, and let me tell you those 5 nights in Connecticut absolutely suck if you don't have family with you.

I'm glad I didn't see the first prompt. My first time was sad, sad, sad and I'm still in the bitter phase where I want to ruin all stories with how bad it was.

Some of these are just outright depressing.

Can't believe I missed the entry deadline. Mine would have won for sure. 19, typical house party. Some guy I can't remember his name. We fucked in one of those giant '70s satellite dishes that was in the backyard. Good times.

The hammer is my penis.

Yes very much, in fact I slut shamed myself.

Yes I was! But I guess I had irresponsible parents and degenerate friends.

My absolute favorite: "let me slip into something more comfortable" and then gets into footie pjs

I drove home shortly after, wondering if she had slipped something into my pie.

Was anyone else surprised to see the amount of people over the age of 18?

I am posting here to request that every article henceforth be headed with a dinosaur silhouette picture relevant to the content.

I know I should get something more from this, but I can't get past how gross that 5th sandwich must taste.

Big deal. John Wayne Gacy had numerous bodies of men half his age.

every Friday is date night

No need to read, I already felt sorry for Skip Bayless. Who would want to have to talk to Stephen A. Smith every day they go to work, anyway?