I don't care about her eyes, they were fine before; but at least she has human eye brows now!!! WTF. The ones in the before don't even look like hair...

Belgium is a member of the EU.

Except with dogs, I start with the "Who's a good boy? Are you a good boy? Yes you are, yes you are!" I sound like an idiot.

Aw, Sunny! What a cuteyhead. I love that her reaction to all these people is zomg, belleh rubs! Her coat looks so soft. I would have devolved into puppy talk too. But I would have told her minder dude that next time, bring a leash with you, no dragging around by the collar.

Not yet. These aren't young professionals. They are just young assholes.

Team Landlord.

...and now these little shits are bragging about it?

As my reaction to this article was along the lines of: Dear god, what is wrong with these people...

I was seething reading the thing, but lost it when it came to unwrapping the antique chair. I love antiques. Do not fuck with the antiques.

OMG, how cute. They totes thought we'd think the letter was overkill too.

Oh come on, when you say "epic angry letter," I'm expecting at least a cunt punt!

Easiest blind item EVER you guys...

"We're in our 20's and we somehow have a ton of money, she should have known we would be dicks. OBVS!"

Nope. These renters sound like assholes.

Si.

What a noob.

Yeah because we're all stupid and it's not possible that any of us have any backgrounds or education in politics because we play video games.

I think the real news here is that some sort of policing happened in Detroit.

No offense, but he's Caucasian, he'll be alright.