Dissolve turned this article down so she had to shop it around. Luckily…

Nope. It remains a turd.

He murdered a guy in act 2 and it was in secret. Hauling out person after person in a test lab and blasting them away would have had the company shut down, lawsuits started, and probably jail time which would have ruined his plan for money and power pretty damn quickly. I didn't say he wasn't a bad guy throughout the…

Tasha missed the part where they explained that Mitchell Carson used to work for SHIELD and no longer does (and also that the whole opening scene says that it is SHIELD and features Howard Stark and Peggy Carter. Don't worry, she went ahead a wrote a think piece anyway.)

We're building up our outrage to get to the right level.

Because he isn't openly villainous until the final act. He isn't going to start killing human test subjects in the middle of the work day. Also the suit doesn't "shrink" it has buttons built into it that inject the serum, which is what makes people shrink.

The suit was just armor since he wanted to sell the serum and suit as a super solider combo deal. He didn't know that the Ant-Man suit had anything to do with the process. So ruining a Yellowjacket suit during the testing process would have just been wasteful to him since he didn't have the knowledge WE have about how…

Angelo Dawkins and Sawyer Fulton have been highly entertaining during house shows as a tag team and have been working like classic tag teams used to work (not just saying they work like classic tag teams used to work).

Well, we can all rest easy knowing that if the minions had all been female we'd be having another sexism debate just from another angle.

It doesn't need to be slow on Tumblr for this sort of bullshit.

The bad news is that all of the films that supposedly look good today with their CGI will probably more than fit a reel like this in ten years or less. Hell, some of the big budget movies from just a few years ago already look awful. Part of the reason why practical effects should make a comeback.

Yeah, but the guy who made this video wasn't going to go any deeper than typing in "bad special effects" in YouTube and just compiling a video from other people's renderings. Evidence to that includes the Guile theme playing over Langoliers.

He did voice work in the original movie as well.

Well, he was a rapper for a year or so.

Still seems a little long.

I am 100% okay if they bring back Boglins and don't change a thing about them.

(psst, guys, have I said how happy I am that Rabin is back?)

Are grown adults not allowed to be called adorable anymore? I didn't realize that word got moved to a "don't use" list, because lord knows when I read that tweet up above all I could think about was "what a condescending ass! How dare he call them adorable as well as hilarious and badass. It is like he is purposefully…

If you are not a fan of Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr. you might be tempted to try out the band since it doesn't have a dumb fucking gimmicky name anymore.

"…the movie feels more like a high-concept Chevy Chase flick than a Marvel stand-alone." I'm just picking up a "Cops & Robertsons" vibe.