But, “to be fair,” then there are also the victim’s comments which delve deeper into his feelings about the movie than just the headline of the article.

No breakup album hit me quite as hard as Parker & Lily’s “The Low Lows.” While many breakup albums tend to feel like they are addressing a quick dissolution, “The Low Lows” (which was made while the two main songwriters were divorcing) is one of the few albums I’ve heard that accurately portrays the feelings of a long…

I imagine he is even more insufferable when you are trying to come down from your crack cocaine high.

You know who WAS arrested AND convicted of child sexual abuse? Mia’s brother. You know who remained silent on the subject? https://www.salon.com/2014/02/04/mia_farrows_sex_abuse_silence/

Like if it is in a headline and then a clarification around five paragraphs down?

More importantly, he probably didn’t cancel because he was “too cold” he probably canceled because cold weather can kill a singer’s voice. He probably weighed the choice between canceling a looking like a villain or going out and giving an awful performance due to conditions (and not is ability) that would haunt him…

So where exactly is the line drawn on which shitty past a celebrity has to have before we condemn them or give them a fluff piece? Is it specifically whether or not they are willing to do an interview to get a pass? Circumventing child labor laws (leading to the death of two children) just not as juicy as sexual…

What joy do we, third parties, get out of legally-metered responses? How will this tide us over between episodes of our beloved CW Teen dramas?

Yeah, but THEY didn’t like it as much in the AV Club office, so the facts can be moved around accordingly to that world view.

Rabin’s article at least wouldn’t read like the author just found out about the topic they are supposed to write about the night before.

*Finds a number of inaccuracies in the article (i.e. saying “Flesh of My Flesh, Blood of My Blood” was DMX’s first album and completely misunderstanding the Geto Boys)*
*Looks at the Byline*
Oh, that makes sense.

But did he mention Kevin Bartelt MMA?

Somehow they all managed to forget to say Hollywood Handbook.

“...some of the worst impulses of American filmmaking.” Not MAX LANDIS?!

Wait, no, you’re going to love my version. Just let me find my pen...

THIS MAN LOOKS LIKE HE IS SERIOUS!

Is it because we pointed out how you all were expertly working around their stupid bullet point implementation? Cause I imagine some editor sitting there reading that comment and going "how dare they! Cancel the whole thing! Wrestling is for children! Now go review the new Sour Patch Kids flavors!"

Yeah, also violence was not out of the norm for the original comic book source material. The Chainsaw Vigilante, for example, went around permanently mutilating heroes because he had a grudge against them.

Yeah, I don't see how this episode is any different than the first seven episodes. So either this one is rated too low or the first seven are rated too high. (And honestly it is probably somewhere in the middle.)

That is because they worked around the editorial request for condensed reviews by basically writing out their regular review and adding bullets to the beginning of new paragraphs. Classic swerve.