The problem with those lovely cream colored chunky blankets is that if I got one, it would never be washed and therefore would get Dog hair and cat hair and pizza sauce and cat pee and Chinese food sauce, and pot sticker sauce, and tikka masala sauce and white wine and red wine and vomit and period blood all over it…

Short term 12!!!

This production is not only awesome, it's also an apology from NBC for the cultural abortions that were The Sound of Music and Peter Pan.

I know we are all probably still traumatized by the Lindsey Lohan biopic, but I would watch the ever-loving hell out of Dallas Buyers Club 2: White Diamonds.

a full shot of Rebel looking fucking BOSS

I’m not gonna click on that Amy Schumer/Bradley Cooper ass sex thing because NO. But I am sending good thoughts to Hayden. Been there. It gets better, girl.

One of the highlights of my childhood was standing in line for hours at a kids’ store called Zany Brainy for a book signing with Ann M. Martin, circa 1994 or thereabouts.

ps it was fucked up that stacy was 13 and luca was 17

i loved this movie!!! they all look so great. :’) god, i read at least a hundred BSC books when i was in elementary school. i miss those days!

Nothing drives me crazier than inappropriate accent marks in the names of Americans. They already threw pronunciation rules out the window when they went with the spelling “Khloe,” but the accent aigu drives me insane.

fixed that for you

They’re ready.

Let’s be clear. A threesome with Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally would be the BEST threesome.

OMG when i saw the lead image i had a heart attack thinking this was an article announcing their divorce. these two are relationship goals, big time. my husband and i went to see them with my parents and it was soooo funny, however extremely awkward since they talk about oral 95% of the time

Responding with the classic:

You’re wrong, but I forgive you.