When You're Here, You're Much More Likely To Be A Festering Cumboil.

I used to bartend with a guy who just did not give a fuck. A customer ran up a rather large tab buying drinks for all his buddies, got good service, and then proceeded to leave a quarter on the bar as tip. My coworker grabs the coin, loudly says "excuse me sir, you forgot something!", and then whips the quarter at the…

For sure that guy at least got a facial peel. But then why wince when sitting? Calf implants? Dick extensions?

I couldn't really give a shit less about how people want to live their lives as long as they're all consenting adults. You wanna be monogamous? You happy? WORD.

On a grill??? Ugh, the default smugness of assuming the person you're talking to is stupid...just...how do people raise such entitled assholes and not feel like failures as parents? What a twat. This is the kid who will get crappy delivery in college and his car egged as an adult and still think the problem is…

As a Canadian, I'll confirm that many Canadians are willing to break stereotype in order to shut down racist assholes like the one in Amy's story.

This. Used to live juuuust outside of a pizza place's delivery area. Every time we called, they'd tell us we weren't in their delivery area and they'd have to check with the driver. Every time, without fail, sun, rain, snow, friday/saturday evening at 6:30, didn't matter, our pie was speedily delivered by a cheerful…

I can't call the place by name because I'm not 100% sure I don't need to work there again ... but Kayleigh Davis, as another refugee of Breadstix, Inc, you are my fucking hero.

I was a good tipper at the local pizza place in my old hood. I got my orders quickly, and the delivery guys/girls would often throw in extra stuff that came out the oven looking funny, but tasted fine.

What really upsets me is that for many of these men and women, going into the military is the only real way to improve their lives, obtain an education, and try to move into the middle class.

And saves me from having to leave the house! Truly, food delivery is the greatest invention of our time.

I've always said that revenge is a dish best served with melted cheese and a generous scoop of guacamole.

Mr. Hicks - stylish dispenser of starchy, greasy justice - this gifs for you.

Sending a gift certificate for a shitty restaurant..... Man, that is gold. Delayed revenge like that is just artistry.

Roger Miller's story is why I always overtip for delivery. I get pizza so hot I can't even eat it yet, and the Indian place sends a free dessert every time. Mmmm mango mousse. I don't get why anyone would be shitty to the person who is saving me from having to cook and wash dishes.

And the cost implications are bullshit too, I've had one of each (abortion and miscarriage) both medically, pills for abortion cost $475, pills for miscarriage cost $6. Same insurance policy. It's infuriating.

I had this discussion with a bunch of Title X nurses the other week. All the shit that's said to women about having abortions would never in a million years be said to a woman who'd miscarried.

"She told me that for some women, they dilate them too fast and they might become … not infertile, but in later cases ... they might miscarry a lot because the cervix might not close up all the way. So I might have a lot of miscarriages if I aborted the baby."

Fun fact: more people in NZ signed a petition to fire her than have bought her last album.

Dude if that looks belongs to her husband alone I have fucked her husband like, 12 times.