...but was he hot?

“ “Dog Days are Over” is an awfully weird song choice for an emotional crying scene, but to each his own.”

“We had a lot of laughs. I can tell you that it was a lot of laughs.”

I survived. Mostly. And it’s that mostly part I try to find a way to make others who have been raped understand, and accept that it is okay to aim for mostly. Frankly, the best I’ve ever heard from anyone is ‘mostly.’ And you are right, we build our ideas around the concept that surviving is some straight forward…

I don’t know when they changed the recipe but I don’t think it’s just nostalgia talking when I say modern creme eggs are nothing like I remember as a kid or even a teenager. I remember rich, gooey, flavorful filling and now it’s usually semi-solid sugar with next to no taste other than ‘overly sweet’. 

The seventh annual On Cinema Oscar Special airs exclusively on AdultSwim.com and via the Adult Swim app on February 9 at 7 p.m. CT.

The production values aren’t expensive. And I’m assuming you meant you and your smart-ass friends just drunkenly mocked the Oscars, which is fine and fun, but not what this is at all. Unless you and your friends were creating a years-long metafiction with extensive character histories, flaws, and feuds that played out…

I read the whole thing hoping you’d explain that Katamari Damancy-looking Kanye Rainbow Head Macy’s Day Wanna Be Float And/Or Inflatable Pinata or whatever the hell that mess is in the header image.

Towards the end of college, my roommate, Ally*, and I moved into a new apartment. We wanted a place that felt more like a home. What we picked, though definitely that, was also weird. It was a ’60s, maybe ’70s, house in a nice neighborhood. On the outside, it looked like many of the houses in Boulder with exposed…

It seems a little weird to have an article about a performer being erased from videos that doesn’t include a picture of the performer?

(Not a native English speaker, sorry.)

About five years ago I was in my early twenties, working my first full-time job and living at home with my parents while I saved money. My parents’ house is on an acre of land in rural Oregon, about a 15 minute drive in each direction to the surrounding small towns. My dad, being the curmudgeon-y “get off my lawn”…

“A World of Black and White”

One of my longest childhood friends passed about ten years ago from breast cancer. She was 48. Her and I were best friends more like sisters from the age of 9. I was with her through the last days of her illness and when she passed on. Afterwards I had a really hard time accepting that she was gone and would ask her…

Not supernatural, just a story about one of *those* guys. 

I attract “weird” people. I’ve been told this is because of my calm nature, and I can attest to this(calm nature)having worked with teens some who had mental health issues. They were attracted to me for better or worse. Teens with mental health diseases I can handle, weird adults no.

The summer after college I was engaged in a mutually-enjoyable relationship that sometimes involved overnight stays. I’d take the bus home in the morning.

So back in 2012 I was seeing someone who was going to Northern Arizona University. I was living in Tucson at the time, and on this particularly late September weekend, I was gearing up for a 4 day trip to spend her birthday weekend with her in Flagstaff. The night before I left, I had this nightmare that sticks with…

This story is kind of “Look at Me” Light, but I’ve debated sharing it here enough times that I guess it’s worth a go.