golddiggersof2033
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golddiggersof2033

The same thing about eye floaters. You forget about them until some a-hole like me comes along and reminds you.

We’ve decided to form a union here at Onion Inc., home of The A.V. Club and our sister sites The Onion and ClickHole.

I live in WRAL’s area, and they’re pretty cool most of the time. The comments on their online articles, however...

You gotta know the backstory. When Durham is marketed, it’s never as a standalone. Many folks don’t know that much of the RTP is in Durham, most of the wealth is in Durham. The only mention Durham gets is Duke when you have North Carolina Central and all of the businesses mentioned above.

On June 1, 1921, white rioters looted and burned the all-black Greenwood neighborhood of Tulsa, Okla., known as

Before y’all climb over sweet Claire for this water business, yes it works. Yes it’s good. Yes it still tastes rich and has a beautiful texture. No it doesn’t taste watery or thin. It lets the chocolate flavor really come forward and there’s still creaminess from the bar. Obviously there’s no great sin in wanting an

I enjoyed it and thought it was mostly successful. But the audiobook production (how I “read” it), with the sprawling voice cast, underscored what a stretch it is to call this a novel. I had to run into a bookstore just to see how this thing was formatted, because it otherwise just felt like a really weird radio play.

WHOA. That is so scary. Especially the van part D:

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Okay, I’m going to share a scary story— really more of a scary fact of my life, past, present, and future, than a single story— that only about eight people on the planet know fully about, one of which is no longer with us, making the grand total seven. And now you will know, too, random internet person! I’ve created

Around five years ago, I was a TA for an undergraduate literature course that had 300 students; there were two TAs and our job was mostly to do grading (sigh) and hand out exams and set up PowerPoints and stuff of that nature. Basically, assist the professor in all manner of tedium while she lectured. Due to a

As someone who worked in Japan as an ALT, OH MY GOD but also PLEASE GIVE ME A TOILET

This story isn’t supernatural but it’s 100% true and probably the closest I’ve (knowingly) come to being in serious trouble.

Omg I was thinking of the murder date story with the gay guy who went on a date with a guy who had chains in his basement and then escaped and hid while waiting for an Uber. OF COURSE there are multiple murder date stories.