They should've worked in Garden Gnome Liberation Front subplot- take care of the gangs *and* the terrorists.

15+ years later, I listen to Kate Bush and read Alan Moore & Chris Ware so... pretty well.

MEEEEEEEEEP.... ok, I'm booking a ticket for a visit right away. When is the next, next io9 meetup?

This was my entrance to Gaiman's comics when I was a young thing- reading this and listening to Tori Amos that is.

And now I'm double-double jealous I can't be there! Will you make me one to wear around my house alone?

In response to this exact question on: [io9.com] (since I can't directly link to my comments there, i'mma copypaste.)

Sweet.. I've already noticed those articles usually pop up later in the day (after 9pm east coast time) so I hoped there might be a nefarious work safe plot.

Will ya'll be tackling NSFW articles in a similar fashion?

@∞Gïmmï∞Mørgäikkøŋëŋ∞: I want to reply to each one of these and applaud you on GIF-y awesomeness.

@matthew.lafon.coleman: And I quote "...'Fembot' delivers the goods bar none. There's no music video for the track, so I'm using the video for "The Girl and the Robot" — her 2009 collaboration with Norwegian electromeisters Röyksopp — as a proxy."

@thesugarplum: A beautiful hairless one (there were formerly two) who feels like nubby velvet.

Way to make me really really miss living in San Francisco io9. I'll be there in spirit (and maybe hologram.)

@Kulei Pickles: TRUST ME, SOMEBODY GOOFED because it was between BIG DADDY or CRAZY WOLF.

@golddiggersof2033: Durr you already said you collect. Have you seen WOUNDED CHILDREN?

@Kulei Pickles: I would love to see National Lampoon take a stab at Chick. Or Mad's Al Jaffee!

@Kulei Pickles: HI THERE. IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. I guess I'm BEWITCHED BIG DADDY? Off to eat some DEATH COOKIES and make EVIL EYES at LIL' SUZY. IT'S THE LAW.

@Hlaode: I don't think Catherine O'Hara really brought the "creepily sexualized" to the screen.

@Kulei Pickles: Marry me! We'll get Jack to officiate and giive tracts away as favors.

@Tenno: I highly recommend looking for Dan Clowes' Devil Doll.

I have a special section in my Chick Tracts collection for parodies and this is my centerpiece.