His media juggernaut continues: [www.askmen.com] I wish that was a joke.

I saw the Room when it first came out in 2003 at a free screening in San Francisco where Tommy Wiseau was skulking around the back of the theater in tux. There were maybe 20 of us total in the audience- most of whom who had been told by a friend from LA to come watch the shitckstorm.

@Jeremy R.: At least we still have masturbation in the dystopian future!

@dicksson: Thank you for saving me having to type that out myself.

@Snafu77: Nuts... don't they move up a bridge when they change levels and get to commit to L. Ron on a boat and wow I've been reading way too much about Scientology on cracked.com.

@Snafu77: !!! I guess I'm "down the bridge."

@TheTwizzler: I'm sure they already filed a Thetan lawsuit 3000 years in the future... dun dun duuuuuun.

@Sieker: Me too! I saw him and my biological clock started clanging- it's back on snooze but "Viddy well my mother!"

Can I get the "Don't bother us" engraved on a fancy plaque and legally installed on every Bath and Body Works place in this country? I've stopped shopping there because it's physically impossible to walk around the store for more than 5 minutes without having a minimum of 3 + salespeople ask you if you need help or…

@William Mize: I tried to hold out for the better subtitles but I somehow ended up with the crap ones.

This travesty has moved far beyond remake into retcon territory.

@William Mize: Pray tell where you got a DVD with the theatrical subtitles! Am I going to need to learn Swedish to get my paws on one?

My mom has always sworn by Avon's Skin So Soft- which sadly smells like a 70's porn set. She used to dilute it with water and then hose me down every summer of my childhood. As long as you don't mind smelling like Georgina Spelvin all summer, you will be mosquito-free.

... And a hot new fetish begins. Cross post on Fleshbot?

The tails here would be a good jumping off point for a darker Lil' Mermaid.

Leaving behind the confusion over framing this post regarding a depression versus The Depression, I really enjoyed the story.

Dear Japan,

@corpore-metal: Because the idea that you have one single unique special soulmate is very appealing to folks who want to feel unique and special and chosen.

@Ubik! the Rat Parade: And now that mission is accomplished.

@HackBerry: Did you see the original in the theater or on DVD? (I ask because of the big subtitles translation scandal.) The film release was definitely more nuanced but I can still see where it's not as good as on the page.