the dreamcast, the ps2, the game cube, and the xbox will always be the last generation of consoles for me that were really pushing the limits of creativity before the suits and goldman sachs took over the industry

Actually no, it isn’t hard to find sympathy. They found a market that needed supply and provided it. This is nothing but a software version of GameShark and if your company’s financial model exists on non-existent bullshit that your sell for money, too fucking bad. Blizzard can eat my ass along with all you assholes…

I am between 29-40. I am neither jaded nor cynical, yet still found this commercial awesome.

As a jaded, cynical person who recently hit the ripe old age of 34—yes, exactly like this.

May whichever member of the marketing crew drew this up be afforded a living wage, decent benefits, and staunch healthcare dividends.

God knows the rest of us need ‘em; but in the interim, there are always dreams.

manager: how do we target those jaded, cynical people aged 29-40 with this ad?

Or you just buy it with windows and you have a $400 machine you can use to play some hugely popular games (MOBAS, Many MMO’s, Counterstrike probably).

Sadly I can only afford this MOD.

I am not seeing Thomas F Wilson on that list! I need more Tom “Maniac” Marshall in this game!

“Your blaster isn’t a fancy gun. It looks plausible, real. Futuristic, yet old somehow.”

Argh. I REALLY need to start this game. I bought it on release, but haven’t even loaded it up once. So many other great games that also deserve playtime, plus all these annoying adult responsibilities.

Seriously, he sounds like he’s running for junior high class president with the amount of ridiculous things he is promising. “I promise, if I win, homework will be optional, tests will be scored by a friend of your choosing, lunches will be catered by Per Se and school will only be three days per week.”

It’s Konami, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Well it’s called Balloon. I mean, isn’t that enough? Are you one of those balloon haters??? : )

My first PR job on gaming fell into my lap, I was simply an active forum member with a knack for PR. They asked me to take over, and that is how I got started. My next job came easy because of my experience and degree, I was actually offered 4 different jobs as soon as I left my last one. Indie companies really need…

Desensitised. It’s how Resident Evil 1 was scary and is now just a comedy sandwich.

I can’t believe I have a strong opinion on this question, but I do.

I can’t believe I have a strong opinion on this question, but I do.

He’ll play a roguish trader of antiquities, walking a fine line between making a profit and staying the right side of the ruling powers & law, faking and forging only what & when he has to, while stringing along the moneyed, female aristocracy. And his name shall be:

I’m totally confused as to what a .50 cal machine gun would be needed for there. Do you have a big problem with Canadian pirates or something?

Pork Wine. The OTHER white wine.

Thanks!