PERSONALLY I don't want to be buried at all. As my dying wish, I'd like to 1) have my body cremated and 2) have those ashes mixed into the national food supply (something like ketchup, for instance) so that I might become a part of everyone. It's still the circle of life—I'd just be speeding up the process a bit.

3. When I spray this on my shirt, how will I ever wash it again?

I cannot drown! Bwwwahahahahaha