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I was, and that is more impressive.
Not particularly to look at though, but just having played both games and knowing what a pig it is to do... (with a hefty dose of luck).
There’s some much better BF showreel though... and I’ve absolutely no idea why the GTA clip made it..

I appreciate your urge to Butter-us up, but as Loaf as I am to admit this, I feel I can’t help Raisin the issues Raised by those that handed over their Dough.
The game is Punishing.

The most important thing about Splatoon - is that it’s reminded people of why Nintendo is great.
I’m an old man, I’ve been through the consoles, and am currently back on my PC - don’t feel I’m missing out, and it all looks better (plus awesome indie).
What I miss though, is Nintendo. Sony & Microsoft - “meh”. You might

Nah - I just feel sorry for the cocaine producers now.
All those years of CIA support and after a bit of trouble out east, it’s now the poppy-growers having the blind eye turned.
(links available from google, on expression of interest)

I disagree - a strongly selling game means the game is fine and it’s had an insane amount of marketing from the publisher behind it, or it’s part of a franchise the publisher owns and maintains.

I like “trolls” - we’d be poorer without them.
I clearly need to qualify that, but it’s fascinating how people became trolls (or were allowed to become them).
It’s not a new phenomenon - the moment we invented the printing press, unattributable ‘stuff’ started appearing, and this is just an extension of this.
A bit of

I know.
I played it (I’m old).
It just didn’t have dogs jumping through windows.

Hurrah.
I don’t like jump-scare films (or games) - of course I jump, but immediately afterwards, it just feels a little bit cheap. Plus, you’re then expecting them - which sort-of spoils everything afterwards (especially when you’re bracing for something that doesn’t come).
I’m assuming that’s where Pewdiepie is coming

Love the review and the comments beneath it.
We’ve had emulated sets of retro games before, and I’ve nothing against Sega Ages and their ilk. We’ve also had (overpriced) old games appearing individually in later console app-stores.
But in both cases, it always feel that each represented snapshots in time - attracting a

British... but now I re-read I get your point.

I have no urge to buy a “toaster oven” (is this an american thing - I have an oven (with options as to where the heat comes from), and a grill to erm.. grill).
However - that is a damn fine looking piece of equipment, I can see slotting right into an AV rack when I can’t be arsed walking to the kitchen.

I have no urge to buy a “toaster oven” (is this an american thing - I have an oven (with options as to where the

Dogs & Windows - yes.
Apart from that, I have no memories, and don’t believe I dabbled much in the sequels.

Seems pretty obvious why it’s mandatory.
Helps ensure you’ve got a very close relationship with the person you’re sharing your account with (i.e. NOT your mate)

Flying has become a commodity.
This is good and bad - more of us can afford to get shipped around than ever before, but unless you’re sitting at the front the process of flying has merely become something to be endured.
Can’t blame the airlines, my employer and myself look for the cheapest fares.
*shrugs*
On the rare

I think that’s the problem though - you have to be pretty good to appreciate what they’re doing.
I remember years back I tracked down a “magician’s how-to video” for card magic (Derren Brown’s Devil’s Picturebook).
Started off with the trick - I’d no idea how it was done, I was ‘tricked’ (as I have been with many many

He’s not.
He’s Peter *fucking* Molyneux FFS. Icon of gaming.

However, whilst I’d happy allow this icon of gaming to give a great keynote, I’ll be buggered if I’d let him anywhere near running a company. I loved Bullfrog and the rest to bits - but it was never PM show. He was just the figurehead who gave great copy.
See

Tetris (on gameboy and other good ports) is great because it instills in the player a zen-like-purpose, that transcends “a game”

When your beloved pet is sick and in pain, we all know the right thing to do.

I think kids are all playing Minecraft.
*All* of them.
I bought it years back and enjoyed fiddling for an evening or so - but then I bump into small child of a friend, they’ve inevitably been stacking those boxes.
Seems harmless, but makes me feel.. old..

Needs to have the big “Kappow” flashes coming up on the screen.