Yeah, problem is Bill that Football does have rules about illegal touching and making a pass to an ineligible receiver.

Yeah, George, that’s what it’s about... I’m sure it has nothing to do with the success and reviews that have already left your three prequels in the dust. Tisk, tisk, tisk...

Yes, but George, when you ruin your children, sometimes the state has to take them away from you for their own welfare.

I got the joke, and was swallowing any urge I had toward pedantry.

As for my week so far? This is my week so far:

Also JUST TO BE CLEAR the poll thing was kind of a joke, which I’m ruining by explaining it but some POLL EXPERTS have been PERTURBED so, for the record, there was nothing actually incorrect about this poll, it just looked weird and I thought that was funny and now it’s not anymore :)

As someone who has been the recipient of an unsolicited wanking video, I can tell you exactly what one does in one of those - try to hold the camera steady while mostly shooting footage of the carpet & feet.

The dead end was frustrating, because, as a fat feminist, I was hungry to find out who the original poster could be so I could then eat them.

I’m going to ask you to speak for yourself on that one. We haven’t cornered the market on dysfunctional family dynamics. For that, look to the WASPS, please.

Don’t you mean that we can avoid him on Funny or Die, and everywhere else in the entire world for ever and ever? Unless I’m on his jury, that’s my plan.

Talk about it. I was with a guy with BPD for 3 years, he was emotionally abusive and I am the sort of woman that NO ONE would believe would end up in a relationship like that.

Fantastic work putting her face to rape/abuse survivorship.

If your kid lives - prayer works and God is good! If your kid dies - trust in god’s plan and let's ignore the whole bit about prayer totally not helping. So bogus. I wish I could go back in time and give your mom a hug.

My mom used to be a pretty devout Catholic until my brother died as a small child. I guess her priest came and tried to comfort her with (the death of her toddler) being ‘part of gods plan’. She got so angry my dad had to hold her back.

Personally I find it offensive to be all “trust in the God who gave you this terminal cancer”, but that’s just me I guess.

And with that, Pratt and Anna Faris are off my list of favorite celebrity couples.

I believe there are many kinds of intelligences. Is a doctor smarter than a mechanic? I don’t think so. They’re different kinds of smart that isn’t fair to compare. I get what you’re saying, but it just felt a little “hate-y” if that makes sense. (There’s probably a better word for that)

Jenna Sauers’s accounts of her days as a model on Jezebel were and are very illuminating, eloquent, and engaging.

As someone who’s worked with and for plenty of models (designing their web sites, overseeing their social media etc.), I can tell you with no doubt that successful models are way above average when it comes to intelligence, education, drive, discipline and success than the peers in their age group.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh. My heart is just BREAKING at the determined obliviousness. She made him promise to be faithful to his fiancee wife??

Oh, you poor dear thing. That man could promise not to shit his pants, and I wouldn’t trust it.

Not necessarily. As someone who was cheated on recently in a long-term relationship, my first reaction was one of loving him so much that I wanted him to be happy, regardless of how much he fucked me over. I was too in love with him at the time to be able to process even being angry, as my sadness was just the…