Seriously. At first I liked All About That Bass, but the more I heard it, the more I thought "Um, maybe I don't give a fuck what kind of ass boys like and can just accept my own body because it's my own fucking body?" And then whenever she talks, she says something that makes me want to bang my head against a wall.
"It's was like I was speaking to toddlers."
Dornan with beard is way hotter than without (almost everyone is) but, that said, clean-cut, boring dude in suit TOTALLY looks more like the guy who will jizz his mommy issues all over you and talk nonstop about his fucking contract.
Note to men (and people in general): If a woman drives up in a van and asks if you are single and doing anything tonight DO NOT GET IN THE VAN WITH THEM. That is stupid. You are not that good looking. Stop watching so much porn. Life doesn't work that way.