Not to mention Tuskegee.

Yeah—we seem to be pretty quiet about the darker parts of our recent history.

Bloody hell, what a horror this is. I swear, if I had a time machine I'd spend a disproportionate amount of time travelling around to punch deserving people in the face.

But the thing is, it's not like Khloe's nipple was just out in the air—she was wearing a partly sheer top which shifted, exposing some nip. Also, I have not had a breast augmentation, but while wearing something low-cut sans bra for whatever reason, I have occasionally had some areola break free without noticing it.…

Thanks—I'll definitely check it out on Amazon. The name rings a bell: I think I actually meant to pick it up a while back and forgot!

Okay, does anybody know where I can get my hands on Steinem's original article? I'd love to read it, but I've only been able to find extracts online.

I don't know! But it sounds weird in my head! Cassandra Mortmain got it about right with the double umlaut, to my brain's ear, and it is seriously tripping me out.

I read those as actually having an effect on the pronunciation, and it's tripping me out (seriously, I think I may have a minor aneurysm if I read your post again—Gaga's was dangerous enough).

See, that's a part where I have trouble suspending disbelief. I'm just trying to go with "Okay, it's Torchwood, it's always been kind of ridiculous", but sometimes the writing just isn't quite good enough for me to go along with it, and that's one of the bits.

Okay, I had a problem with Jack handing Oswald all of the information they had gathered about PhiCorp—it completely played their hand, and it played it to a guy who he knew was working for the enemy, who had the crap beaten out of him the last time they met, and who, even if he is human enough to know he's monstrous…

I felt like the first Dexter book was okay, though not great by any means, and after that the author just started milking it, but couldn't come up with any half-way decent ideas.

I would be super curious, too—what a pain in the ass. The only thing I can recommend is throwing up your hands and saying 'fuck it'. Whatever it is, it's something off with her, not with you, so try not to worry about it too much.

Hahahah, that is awesome! I'm so glad I'm not the only person shit like that happens to. Also, you need to write a comedy that includes this scene.

Damn, that sucks. Have you asked any mutual friends about it? Or could you send her a direct message to ask what the hell? If she doesn't respond to that I'd probably just give it up, and let her come to you when she feels like not being weird, or not if she never feels like not being weird.

You know, I think we might be misinterpreting the word "fix" here. Clearly she means she'll fix it in the sense of "Oh, yeah, I'll fix it good." She's telling us she wants to beat the crap out of the economy, you guys, and I believe her.

But those questions she suggests at the end rely on the parents being able to assess their child's behavioural tendencies with some level of accuracy. Of course, all parents think they can do that no problem—I wouldn't bet the farm on a lot of them actually being able to do it.

That. Would be awesome. Although it's possible he wouldn't be able to tell our contributions and those of his supporters apart.

I think he's already got that last thing. Like, several of them in different styles for various festive occasions. The former sounds like a great X-mas or birthday gift, though.

Hah, that assumes we don't see you coming—we'll be off and running before you've had a chance to grab us. We're wily!

Not if we outrun you!