*Deep Inhalation*

I hadn't actually bothered to listen to any of Sheen's ramblings, and now I'm extra glad I didn't, because I will forever associate them only with kittens.

But are we talking Anya pre- or post-Xander? Because she might just make him French.

I know—the instant I read that, I was like "Well, whom the fuck would you call?" Because after a nightmare like that, completely traumatized and probably not in my right mind, you're damn right I'd call my Mum.

@blametheredline: LOL! That's what I'm here for: dispelling myths and disturbing people all at the same time. ;)

@blametheredline: In fact, it's an urban legend. Hair and fingernails don't really continue to grow after death, they just appear to as the skin dries and shrinks.

Fun fact: the twins look very, very much like I did as a baby (as, for that matter, did Shiloh), and a couple of my father's cousins bizarrely insisted that I must have Down Syndrome. Actually, just to be doubly appalling, they declared that I looked "mongoloid".

@Curt Cole: Shit, I thought that was a photoshop disaster.

@StuckOnRepeat: You see, children must take their rightful place within the family: as punishment for harlotry. *Headdesk*

@snacktastic: OMG, I know! I was like "ROY!" Also, I will see the crap out of this movie.

That moment led to me throwing on my Mardi Gras mask from Hallowe'en, video calling my Dad on Skype and exclaiming, "Hahah! Who the hell am I? You don't even know, do you?"

@NewWaveBatMitzvah: If you're a seventh grader it's only because I am—I thought of that after the fact, and chose to leave it for just that reason.

Coming soon, on a hipster near you.

@ohsoprettyvacant: George Takei makes everything in the world 100% better.

I'm with you on some of these, but Christina Henricks looks so good it gave me goosebumps.

After bailing, naked, from the plane, she was able to fashion a makeshift dress from the parachute. On beginning the long hike back to civilization, though, she swiftly realized a romper might have been more practical.

@JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!: We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner.

@Cinnamoncanuck: We wouldn't have to walk to the store!

@BlueBeard: I don't think so—I saw this photo for the first time without having read the headline accompanying it, and my reaction was very much "Holy shit, that guy is fucking crazy."

I'm seeing some really excessive harshness directed towards this kid here. Okay, maybe she shouldn't have crossed there, but come on—a thirteen year old is not an "asshole pedestrian". She's a child. And nobody deserves to be hit by a car, regardless of whether or not they've done something foolish. We've all done…