Not only can you eat them, THEY COME WITH THEIR OWN BOWL. Were they, like turtles, “Intelligently Designed” to be eaten?

That’w what I heard, it’s 90% technique (assuming you have the right tool), and 10% actual strength.

They’re only chopping wood because the coal mine closed. :-(

It’s an expression of their economic anxiety.

God created Trump to help me purge my Facebook friends list.

We’re in the End Times and DT is the Antichrist? I got nothing else.

There is no god. We (and when I say “we” I don’t mean myself, but the collective “people”) did this. There is no scenario where this ends well. Ask mid 20th century Germany how it worked out for them.

God doesn’t exists, next question.

I wish he would die in a fire, seriously. His fuckery is hurting people in need and the programs that help them all over the state. Homeless shelters have shut down and mental health centers are seriously at risk. Among many other things. Worst Governor Ever.

Also, fuck Bruce Rauner.

I would vote for her as many times as possible. It’s the Chicago way.

Chance honestly astounds me with his deep devotion to and love for his hometown. Most people in his spot would be living in a mansion in Beverly Hills (*cough* Kanye *cough*), but Chance sticks around and makes a difference. Plus, he makes FIRE music.

Chance is the only fucking major figure who cares about CPS and it is disgusting.

its just like the LIEberals at GizLIERS media to ask if I read a story before commmenting on it. go back to riting about GADGETS you hillary shills if i wanted to read about how i dont read things before i comment on them i’d go not-read the new york CRIMES opinion page. nice work trying to trick me into reading…

At least he acknowledges it...?

John Mellencamp sounds exactly like every person I’ve ever dated. And also like my dad. 🤔

I am laughing way toooo hard at a Starbucks.

Because they’re the federal bureau of investigation, not the bureau of ‘Yep, sure looks like it’.

Yes, but it’s known more commonly as the Catholic priesthood. Or, pedophilia.

He just means his reaction. He’s saying he would have helped anybody in a similar situation.