As I remember, they say they don’t know if she was captured after she made the recordings. Which, given how often people were captured at the border in the book, is a pretty safe bet

Real answer: hot dog fried rice. It was a staple when I was poor and it holds up even now when I’m slightly less poor

It’ll be a demolition derby arena; the perfect marriage of form and function

Sartori makes bellavitano, right? That’s my go to thanksgiving hors d’ oeuvre.

Unfortunately I too am still in the greys so I don’t have the power to lift you out of them.

Ah, you must live in Chicago

It’s been a long road but I think I’m finally ready to admit that to myself.

It’s been a long road but I think I’m finally ready to admit that to myself.

So I have it, and I don’t consider myself a silly person, so I feel the need to stand up for what I believe in and defend the oil dispenser. The best part about it is that it doesn’t drip, unlike every other oil dispenser I’ve ever used. Also, it’s better than pouring straight from the bottle because I’ve had one or…

So I have it, and I don’t consider myself a silly person, so I feel the need to stand up for what I believe in and…

Yeah if I’m trying to sleep I’ll either pick an old episode with a non-political rant or skip the rant. Lately though I’ve skipped all the rants because it’s just too much trump.

Savage love is my go to sleep podcast. It’s distracting, not too stressful, and interesting enough to keep me from thinking about the various anxieties that usually keep me from sleep. Star Talk is also a good option

I think of it as a parody of the virginal saintly hero in medieval stories, with the land of women as a means of developing the parody.

Yeah she sounds awful, but she was the better aunt viv. Or at least they wrote her character better than the second one.

Did that kid also like toaster strudels more than pop tarts, mr. pibb more than dr. Pepper, and stone temple pilots more than nirvana?

Check their website, they probably have info there. They were probably also ordered to send a notice out to potential class members, so if they have your info from when you bought it they’ll probably send you a letter

You say that as if he doesn’t already believe it.

Sometimes I wonder if Hannity, the first time trump obviously took an idea from him, was like “oh shit, for real?” I mean I know that’s how I felt. Also, I would say that it would be funny for fox commentators to try to one up each other on manipulating trump but that would require them to be people with a sense of…

That’s why I only impressed when wood is split via karate chop.

God is dead, Trump killed him

That’s how we say it in the North

“Well she didn’t have an orgasm but she did get unlimited ammo so all in all I’d say we had a good time”